Tiny Moments

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

wartortles:

*screams from the rooftops* SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME

yadoking:

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

(Source: johncest)

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future